what she says: i'm fine
what she means: i am worried as fuck for the "new" brazil what if dunga leaves thiago and david out or what if he doesn't call lucas or bernard who's gonna be the new brazil goalkeeper what's dunga's problem with neymar wHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

It was like I woke up when she came in. She was the last person to screen-test, and I was so bored of it by then that I was mucking about—I’d been pretending I was Tom Hanks or Seth Rogen. And then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I couldn’t help but try to stay with her, keep pace with her, and not let her get away.

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thesnaketoyourdaffodils:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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Can I join your family?

Accent à droite, bitch!

iamnerdtastic:

No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.

Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.

Dessert goes to the heart.

bubblypopcorn:

I love yahoo answers holy fuck 

So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?

mikeyisacunt:

bent-duck:

sylvia-socioplath:

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christ

girl on the left is physically repelled from him

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

HW