i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it
It was like I woke up when she came in. She was the last person to screen-test, and I was so bored of it by then that I was mucking about—I’d been pretending I was Tom Hanks or Seth Rogen. And then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I couldn’t help but try to stay with her, keep pace with her, and not let her get away.
MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS
SO WE MADE SOME MORE
AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
THEN MY DAD JOINED IN
Can I join your family?
No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.
Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.
Dessert goes to the heart.
girl on the left is physically repelled from him
"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner